The Past, The Present and the Loud, Loud Girl

My family’s weird. My eldest sister is 17 going on 70, my other sister is away with the fairies (literally – her room is a shrine to whoever invented fairy lights) and my little brother is a space cadet. Me? Somehow I ended up normal, but it’s a struggle, let me tell you…

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The story behind the dedications
For Lorne Sausage Banana
For Lorne Sausage Bonella
For Lauren Banana
For Lauren Bonella!”
Lauren Bonella is my niece, and all the scored-out names are her various nicknames (mostly horrible, and mostly stuff she wanted to kill me for printing!).

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